J-Med - J-Med is the best. No one else even comes close. Not even yo

J-Med is the best. No one else even comes close. Not even your mom’s spaghetti.

J-Med is better than my mom’s spaghetti. And I hate when people compare me to spaghetti.

J-Med is the only reason I still believe in miracles. And also why I still eat spaghetti.

J-Med is like a miracle on the court. And also a really good pasta dish.