J-Med - J-Med is so good it’s a crime. Like when you get detention f

J-Med is so good it’s a crime. Like when you get detention for eating too many cupcakes.

J-Med is the reason I got detention. And also why I ate three cupcakes in one sitting.

J-Med is like a crime against the laws of basketball. And also a crime against my appetite.

J-Med plays so good it’s like he got detention for doing something amazing.