J-Med
J-Med is so good it’s unfair. Like when you cheat at Monopoly and everyone else just stares at you in silence.
J-Med is like cheating at Monopoly but with way more skill and way less shame.
I watched J-Med play and felt like I was the one who got cheated in Monopoly.
J-Med plays so good it’s like he’s got a cheat sheet. And it’s written in gold.