I'm Gonna Assrape You With a Chainsaw!

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What you yell when you're so mad you're ready to rip someone's face off and then eat it with a chainsaw.
My math test was 50% and I screamed this at my teacher.
I said this to my little brother when he took my last cookie.
I texted my ex this after he called me a 'meh'.
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What you shout when you're so angry you wish you had a chainsaw and a back door.
I said this to my mom after she yelled at me for watching too much TV.
My friend said this to his crush when he got rejected.
I DM'd my crush this when I was too shy to talk to him.
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What you scream when you're ready to take someone's ass and chop it into pieces.
I said this to my dog when he peed on my homework.
My sister said this to me when I ate her lunch.
I said this to my boss after he gave me extra work.
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What you yell when you're so furious you think you're gonna need a chainsaw to calm yourself down.
I said this to my math teacher after he gave me a pop quiz.
My brother said this to me when I broke his phone.
I said this to my crush when he stood me up.
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What you shout when you're so angry you think you'll need a chainsaw and a side of spaghetti.
I said this to my little brother when he took my last snack.
My friend said this to me after I failed his test.
I texted my crush this when he said I was 'just okay'.
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What you scream when you're so mad you think you'll need a chainsaw and a nap.
I said this to my teacher when he failed me for no reason.
My sister said this to me when I ruined her hair.
I texted my crush this when he ignored me for a week.
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