I'm Gonna Assrape You With a Chainsaw! - What you shout when you're so angry you wish you had a chain

What you shout when you're so angry you wish you had a chainsaw and a back door.

I said this to my mom after she yelled at me for watching too much TV.

My friend said this to his crush when he got rejected.

I DM'd my crush this when I was too shy to talk to him.