I'm Gonna Assrape You With a Chainsaw! - What you scream when you're so mad you think you'll need a c

What you scream when you're so mad you think you'll need a chainsaw and a nap.

I said this to my teacher when he failed me for no reason.

My sister said this to me when I ruined her hair.

I texted my crush this when he ignored me for a week.