I'm Gonna Assrape You With a Chainsaw! - What you shout when you're so angry you think you'll need a

What you shout when you're so angry you think you'll need a chainsaw and a side of spaghetti.

I said this to my little brother when he took my last snack.

My friend said this to me after I failed his test.

I texted my crush this when he said I was 'just okay'.