I'm Facebooking this

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A stupid thing people say when something crazy happens so their friends can pretend they were there and click a button instead of actually being cool.
I'm Facebooking this. My cousin fell into a duck pond and came out with a hat.
I'm Facebooking this. My teacher called my mom and said I was ‘not a real student’.
I'm Facebooking this. My dog stole my mom's phone and posted a selfie.
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A fake way to show you were there when something ridiculous happened so you can feel important while everyone else is just laughing.
I'm Facebooking this. My brother tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and cried.
I'm Facebooking this. My dog chased a chicken into the street and got run over.
I'm Facebooking this. My dad dressed up as a chicken for my birthday.
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When something so dumb happens that you just need to tell everyone so they can fake being there and pretend they care.
I'm Facebooking this. My mom tried to text me while driving and crashed into a tree.
I'm Facebooking this. My friend tried to dance with a goat and got kicked.
I'm Facebooking this. My cat knocked over my dad's coffee and it exploded.
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A way to brag about something stupid you saw so your friends can feel like they were there too, even though they weren’t.
I'm Facebooking this. My uncle tried to sing opera and broke a glass.
I'm Facebooking this. My dog tried to open the fridge and got stuck.
I'm Facebooking this. My friend tried to ride a bike with a goat and fell.
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Something people say after a total mess happens so they can act like they were there and everyone else can just click a button to look cool.
I'm Facebooking this. My brother tried to eat a whole cake and it came out of his nose.
I'm Facebooking this. My dog tried to chase a cat into the bathtub.
I'm Facebooking this. My dad tried to text me while driving and hit a pole.
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