I'm Facebooking this - A fake way to show you were there when something ridiculous

A fake way to show you were there when something ridiculous happened so you can feel important while everyone else is just laughing.

I'm Facebooking this. My brother tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and cried.

I'm Facebooking this. My dog chased a chicken into the street and got run over.

I'm Facebooking this. My dad dressed up as a chicken for my birthday.