I'm Facebooking this - A way to brag about something stupid you saw so your friends

A way to brag about something stupid you saw so your friends can feel like they were there too, even though they weren’t.

I'm Facebooking this. My uncle tried to sing opera and broke a glass.

I'm Facebooking this. My dog tried to open the fridge and got stuck.

I'm Facebooking this. My friend tried to ride a bike with a goat and fell.