I'm Facebooking this - Something people say after a total mess happens so they can

Something people say after a total mess happens so they can act like they were there and everyone else can just click a button to look cool.

I'm Facebooking this. My brother tried to eat a whole cake and it came out of his nose.

I'm Facebooking this. My dog tried to chase a cat into the bathtub.

I'm Facebooking this. My dad tried to text me while driving and hit a pole.