i'm a bad texter

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A texter who lies about being busy just so they don't have to reply. They'd rather let their phone die than text you back.

Hey, I'm busy, I'm not gonna reply. You're not important.

I'm working 100 hours a day, I don't have time to talk to you.

I'm at a party, but I'm not texting you because I'm too lazy.

They're too cheap to buy a phone plan and too proud to admit it. They ghost you just to save a few bucks.

I'm not replying because I don't have data. You're not worth it.

I'm on my phone, but I'm not texting you because I'm too cheap.

I'm saving money, so I'm not talking to you.

They'd rather eat dirt than text you back. They’re too embarrassed to say they’re not interested.

I'm not replying because I'm too embarrassed to say I don't like you.

I'm ignoring you because I'm too proud to say I don't care.

I'm eating a sandwich and I'm not texting you because I'm too lazy.

They’re so bad at texting they think typing one word is a full sentence. They don’t even bother to reply.

I'm not replying because I'm too lazy to type more than one word.

I'm at work and I'm just gonna say 'ok' because I don't care.

I'm ignoring you because I don't have time to type more than two letters.

They're so bad at texting they think being busy is a superpower. They use it to avoid you like a real-life superhero.

I'm busy, I'm not texting you. I'm a busy person.

I'm not replying because I'm too busy to be bothered.

I'm too busy to reply. I'm a superhero.

They’re so bad at texting they think not replying is a sign of strength. They're like a turtle who just refuses to come out of his shell.

I'm not replying because I'm too strong to text you back.

I'm hiding in my shell and I'm not texting you.

I don't reply because I'm too strong to admit I don't care.