i'm a bad texter - They’re so bad at texting they think not replying is a sign

They’re so bad at texting they think not replying is a sign of strength. They're like a turtle who just refuses to come out of his shell.

I'm not replying because I'm too strong to text you back.

I'm hiding in my shell and I'm not texting you.

I don't reply because I'm too strong to admit I don't care.