i'm a bad texter - They're so bad at texting they think being busy is a superpo

They're so bad at texting they think being busy is a superpower. They use it to avoid you like a real-life superhero.

I'm busy, I'm not texting you. I'm a busy person.

I'm not replying because I'm too busy to be bothered.

I'm too busy to reply. I'm a superhero.