i'm a bad texter - They'd rather eat dirt than text you back. They’re too embar

They'd rather eat dirt than text you back. They’re too embarrassed to say they’re not interested.

I'm not replying because I'm too embarrassed to say I don't like you.

I'm ignoring you because I'm too proud to say I don't care.

I'm eating a sandwich and I'm not texting you because I'm too lazy.