i'll take two, please!

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A sneaky way to say you're getting more than you need, but you're still gonna buy it because it looks cool.

I'll take two, please!, I only need one, but this one looks like it’s got extra glitter and magic.

I'll take two, please!, I already have one, but this one is screaming at me from the shelf.

I'll take two, please!, I can’t resist the combo deal even though I don’t know what the second one does.

A loud, proud way to say you're getting more than you need, even if it’s stupid.

I'll take two, please!, This one is fancy, and I’m not even sure what it does, but I want it anyway.

I'll take two, please!, I only need one, but I can’t pass up the second one because it’s screaming at me.

I'll take two, please!, I don’t need two, but I will take two because I'm feeling fancy.

A fancy way of saying you're gonna waste money because you like it too much.

I'll take two, please!, I’m gonna waste money on this because it looks cool.

I'll take two, please!, I only need one, but I’m gonna buy two just because it feels good.

I'll take two, please!, This one is so good I need two of them, even if I don’t know what the second one does.

A dumb way to show off how rich you are, even if you’re not.

I'll take two, please!, I’m not rich, but I’m gonna act like I am just for this.

I'll take two, please!, I only need one, but I’m gonna take two so I can look fancy.

I'll take two, please!, This is stupid, but I still want two of them.

A stupid, loud way of saying you want more even though you're already full.

I'll take two, please!, I’m full, but I want more because it looks good.

I'll take two, please!, I only need one, but I can’t stop myself from taking two.

I'll take two, please!, I’m not full, but I’m gonna take two just because it’s there.

A dumb, proud way of saying you're gonna buy more even though you don’t need it.

I'll take two, please!, I don’t need two, but I’m gonna buy them anyway.

I'll take two, please!, This one is so good I need two of them.

I'll take two, please!, I only need one, but I’m gonna buy two just because it looks cool.