i'll take two, please! - A dumb way to show off how rich you are, even if you’re not.

A dumb way to show off how rich you are, even if you’re not.

I'll take two, please!, I’m not rich, but I’m gonna act like I am just for this.

I'll take two, please!, I only need one, but I’m gonna take two so I can look fancy.

I'll take two, please!, This is stupid, but I still want two of them.