i'll take two, please! - A fancy way of saying you're gonna waste money because you l

A fancy way of saying you're gonna waste money because you like it too much.

I'll take two, please!, I’m gonna waste money on this because it looks cool.

I'll take two, please!, I only need one, but I’m gonna buy two just because it feels good.

I'll take two, please!, This one is so good I need two of them, even if I don’t know what the second one does.