i'll take two, please!
A loud, proud way to say you're getting more than you need, even if it’s stupid.
I'll take two, please!, This one is fancy, and I’m not even sure what it does, but I want it anyway.
I'll take two, please!, I only need one, but I can’t pass up the second one because it’s screaming at me.
I'll take two, please!, I don’t need two, but I will take two because I'm feeling fancy.