I'll be buggered by a bear

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A stupid way to say you're shocked. Like when you see your mom eating a whole pizza by herself at 2 a. m.

I'll be buggered by a bear! My mom just ate that whole pizza!

I'll be buggered by a bear! My dog stole my lunch!

I'll be buggered by a bear! My teacher gave me a pop quiz on Tuesday!

A loud, silly way to show you're amazed. Like when your little brother gets into a fight with a chicken.

I'll be buggered by a bear! My brother fought a chicken!

I'll be buggered by a bear! My sister got a cat!

I'll be buggered by a bear! My dad forgot my birthday!

A dumb way to say you're surprised. Like when you find out your best friend has a crush on your teacher.

I'll be buggered by a bear! My best friend likes my teacher!

I'll be buggered by a bear! My dog ate my homework!

I'll be buggered by a bear! My mom got a tattoo!

A stupid way to say you're shocked. Like when your brother hits you with a baseball bat in the face.

I'll be buggered by a bear! My brother hit me with a bat!

I'll be buggered by a bear! My dog peed on the carpet!

I'll be buggered by a bear! My dad got a new job!

A loud, silly way to show you're amazed. Like when you see your mom wearing pants inside out.

I'll be buggered by a bear! My mom is wearing pants inside out!

I'll be buggered by a bear! My brother failed math!

I'll be buggered by a bear! My dog ran away!

A dumb way to say you're surprised. Like when your teacher yells at you for no reason.

I'll be buggered by a bear! My teacher yelled at me for no reason!

I'll be buggered by a bear! My dog ate my shoes!

I'll be buggered by a bear! My dad got a new tattoo!