I'll be buggered by a bear - A dumb way to say you're surprised. Like when you find out y

A dumb way to say you're surprised. Like when you find out your best friend has a crush on your teacher.

I'll be buggered by a bear! My best friend likes my teacher!

I'll be buggered by a bear! My dog ate my homework!

I'll be buggered by a bear! My mom got a tattoo!