I'll be buggered by a bear - A loud, silly way to show you're amazed. Like when your litt

A loud, silly way to show you're amazed. Like when your little brother gets into a fight with a chicken.

I'll be buggered by a bear! My brother fought a chicken!

I'll be buggered by a bear! My sister got a cat!

I'll be buggered by a bear! My dad forgot my birthday!