I'll be buggered by a bear - A stupid way to say you're shocked. Like when your brother h

A stupid way to say you're shocked. Like when your brother hits you with a baseball bat in the face.

I'll be buggered by a bear! My brother hit me with a bat!

I'll be buggered by a bear! My dog peed on the carpet!

I'll be buggered by a bear! My dad got a new job!