I'd smite that

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A funny way to say you want to punch the person's face and also hump their leg at the same time. Used when you're too dumb to choose between being mad and being turned on.
'I'd smite that' after seeing my ex's new bf at the grocery store.
'I'd smite that' when my crush texted me 'hey' at 2 a. m.
'I'd smite that' after my mom said my dad was 'awfully cute' at the dinner table.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A wild way to say you want to make out with someone so hard it might knock them off their feet. Used when you're too loud and too proud to be subtle.
'I'd smite that' when my crush walked into the classroom.
'I'd smite that' after seeing my best friend's crush at the mall.
'I'd smite that' when my teacher said my essay was 'hot stuff'.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A crude way to say you're so turned on by someone you might just rip their clothes off and run away. Used when you're too silly to be serious.
'I'd smite that' after my crush waved at me from across the street.
'I'd smite that' when my little brother asked me if I liked his new girlfriend.
'I'd smite that' after my friend's dog tried to hump my leg at the park.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A ridiculous way to say you want to kiss or grind against someone so badly it might make your brain explode. Used when you're too loud and too dumb to be cool.
'I'd smite that' when my crush sat next to me on the bus.
'I'd smite that' after my mom said my dad was 'too handsome for his own good'.
'I'd smite that' when my friend's crush texted me 'hi' at 1 a. m.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A silly way to say you want to kiss or have sex with someone so much it might make you vomit. Used when you're too loud and too dumb to be cute.
'I'd smite that' after seeing my crush at the movies.
'I'd smite that' when my best friend said my crush was 'hot as hell'.
'I'd smite that' after my teacher said my essay was 'sexy and smart'.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A stupid way to say you want to kiss or have sex with someone so bad it might make your face turn red. Used when you're too silly to be cool.
'I'd smite that' when my crush walked into the room.
'I'd smite that' after my little brother said my crush was 'super cute'.
'I'd smite that' when my friend's crush texted me 'hey' at 3 a. m.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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