I'd smite that
A crude way to say you're so turned on by someone you might just rip their clothes off and run away. Used when you're too silly to be serious.
'I'd smite that' after my crush waved at me from across the street.
'I'd smite that' when my little brother asked me if I liked his new girlfriend.
'I'd smite that' after my friend's dog tried to hump my leg at the park.