I'd smite that
A ridiculous way to say you want to kiss or grind against someone so badly it might make your brain explode. Used when you're too loud and too dumb to be cool.
'I'd smite that' when my crush sat next to me on the bus.
'I'd smite that' after my mom said my dad was 'too handsome for his own good'.
'I'd smite that' when my friend's crush texted me 'hi' at 1 a. m.