I'd smite that
A stupid way to say you want to kiss or have sex with someone so bad it might make your face turn red. Used when you're too silly to be cool.
'I'd smite that' when my crush walked into the room.
'I'd smite that' after my little brother said my crush was 'super cute'.
'I'd smite that' when my friend's crush texted me 'hey' at 3 a. m.