I'd make her my Demi Moore.

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A guy says this when he wants to date a woman who's older and probably has a life he can't handle.

'I'd make her my Demi Moore. She's got class and a divorce history.'

'If she was my Demi Moore, I wouldn't have to explain why I'm late again.'

'She's my Demi Moore. I just need her to forget I exist sometimes.'

A guy's way of saying he wants to be with a woman who's seen it all and probably has a bad attitude.

'I'd make her my Demi Moore. She'd put up with my bad decisions.'

'If she was my Demi Moore, I'd be rich and she'd be tired of me.'

'She's my Demi Moore. I'm just the guy who got stuck with her.'

A guy's excuse for wanting to be with a woman who's experienced and probably hates his life.

'I'd make her my Demi Moore. She'd take my money and leave me.'

'If she was my Demi Moore, I'd be famous and she'd be tired of me.'

'She's my Demi Moore. I just hope she doesn't leave me for someone better.'

A guy's way of saying he wants to be with a woman who's got a life and probably thinks he's a mess.

'I'd make her my Demi Moore. She'd take my money and my insults.'

'If she was my Demi Moore, I'd be rich and she'd be annoyed.'

'She's my Demi Moore. I just hope she doesn't leave me for someone cooler.'

A guy's attempt to impress a woman by saying he wants to be with her like she's a movie star.

'I'd make her my Demi Moore. She'd be famous and I'd be her problem.'

'If she was my Demi Moore, I'd be the guy in the background who got left behind.'

'She's my Demi Moore. I just hope she doesn't remember me.'

A guy's way of saying he wants to be with a woman who's got a life and probably thinks he's a joke.

'I'd make her my Demi Moore. She'd be rich and I'd be the one who messed it up.'

'If she was my Demi Moore, she'd take my money and leave me for someone better.'

'She's my Demi Moore. I just hope she doesn't remember me when she's rich.'