I'd make her my Demi Moore.
A guy's way of saying he wants to be with a woman who's got a life and probably thinks he's a joke.
'I'd make her my Demi Moore. She'd be rich and I'd be the one who messed it up.'
'If she was my Demi Moore, she'd take my money and leave me for someone better.'
'She's my Demi Moore. I just hope she doesn't remember me when she's rich.'