I'd make her my Demi Moore.
A guy's attempt to impress a woman by saying he wants to be with her like she's a movie star.
'I'd make her my Demi Moore. She'd be famous and I'd be her problem.'
'If she was my Demi Moore, I'd be the guy in the background who got left behind.'
'She's my Demi Moore. I just hope she doesn't remember me.'