I'd make her my Demi Moore. - A guy's way of saying he wants to be with a woman who's seen

A guy's way of saying he wants to be with a woman who's seen it all and probably has a bad attitude.

'I'd make her my Demi Moore. She'd put up with my bad decisions.'

'If she was my Demi Moore, I'd be rich and she'd be tired of me.'

'She's my Demi Moore. I'm just the guy who got stuck with her.'