I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

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A crazy way to say you'd do anything for a girl, even if she makes loud farts on a walkie talkie.

I'd let my dog eat my homework just to hear her blow a fart on a walkie talkie.

I'd walk barefoot over hot coals if she farted through a walkie talkie.

I'd let my mom yell at me for an hour if she farted through a walkie talkie.

A wild promise you'd do anything for a girl, even if she farts on a walkie talkie.

I'd let my teacher rip my shirt just to hear her fart on a walkie talkie.

I'd let my brother beat me up if she farted through a walkie talkie.

I'd let my dog poop on my shoes if she farted on a walkie talkie.

A stupid way to say you'd go through hell for a girl's fart on a walkie talkie.

I'd let my dad yell at me for a week if she farted through a walkie talkie.

I'd let my dog chase me around the block if she farted on a walkie talkie.

I'd let my teacher give me a detention just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.

A gross promise to do anything for a girl, even if she farts on a walkie talkie.

I'd let my dog eat my lunch just to hear her fart on a walkie talkie.

I'd let my brother punch me if she farted through a walkie talkie.

I'd let my mom make me eat vegetables if she farted on a walkie talkie.

A ridiculous way to say you'd do anything for a girl, even if she farts through a walkie talkie.

I'd let my dog bark at me all day if she farted through a walkie talkie.

I'd let my brother steal my snacks if she farted on a walkie talkie.

I'd let my teacher make me write my name 100 times if she farted through a walkie talkie.

A crazy promise to go through anything for a girl, even if she farts on a walkie talkie.

I'd let my dog chase me around the school if she farted through a walkie talkie.

I'd let my brother steal my game if she farted on a walkie talkie.

I'd let my mom make me eat pizza for dinner if she farted through a walkie talkie.