I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

A wild promise you'd do anything for a girl, even if she farts on a walkie talkie.

I'd let my teacher rip my shirt just to hear her fart on a walkie talkie.

I'd let my brother beat me up if she farted through a walkie talkie.

I'd let my dog poop on my shoes if she farted on a walkie talkie.