I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

A gross promise to do anything for a girl, even if she farts on a walkie talkie.

I'd let my dog eat my lunch just to hear her fart on a walkie talkie.

I'd let my brother punch me if she farted through a walkie talkie.

I'd let my mom make me eat vegetables if she farted on a walkie talkie.