I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

A crazy promise to go through anything for a girl, even if she farts on a walkie talkie.

I'd let my dog chase me around the school if she farted through a walkie talkie.

I'd let my brother steal my game if she farted on a walkie talkie.

I'd let my mom make me eat pizza for dinner if she farted through a walkie talkie.