I wish I were Heather

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Conan Gray's gay butt saying he wishes he were Heather because his crush picked Heather, this perfect, fake Barbie who is flawless and perfect, and not him.

'I wish I were Heather, not this sweaty loser who can't even sing right.'

'Heather is perfect. I'm just a guy who tripped on his own feet.'

'If I were Heather, I'd be getting love, not cringe.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Conan Gray's face when he realizes Heather is the best person ever and he's just a sad, ugly kid who gets ignored.

'Heather is a goddess. I'm just a guy who eats too much pizza.'

'I wish I were Heather because I'm not pretty, and I don't have a cool name.'

'If I were Heather, I'd get a million likes, not just a side-eye.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Conan Gray crying in a bathroom because his crush chose Heather, this perfect, hot, fake girl, instead of him, the sweaty, awkward, loser he is.

'I wish I were Heather, not this sweaty, awkward, pizza-eating loser.'

'Heather is perfect. I'm just a guy who cries in the bathroom.'

'If I were Heather, I'd be cool, not a crying mess.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago