I wish I were Heather - Conan Gray crying in a bathroom because his crush chose Heat

Conan Gray crying in a bathroom because his crush chose Heather, this perfect, hot, fake girl, instead of him, the sweaty, awkward, loser he is.

'I wish I were Heather, not this sweaty, awkward, pizza-eating loser.'

'Heather is perfect. I'm just a guy who cries in the bathroom.'

'If I were Heather, I'd be cool, not a crying mess.'