I wish I were Heather
Conan Gray's face when he realizes Heather is the best person ever and he's just a sad, ugly kid who gets ignored.
'Heather is a goddess. I'm just a guy who eats too much pizza.'
'I wish I were Heather because I'm not pretty, and I don't have a cool name.'
'If I were Heather, I'd get a million likes, not just a side-eye.'
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