I wish I were Heather
Conan Gray's gay butt saying he wishes he were Heather because his crush picked Heather, this perfect, fake Barbie who is flawless and perfect, and not him.
'I wish I were Heather, not this sweaty loser who can't even sing right.'
'Heather is perfect. I'm just a guy who tripped on his own feet.'
'If I were Heather, I'd be getting love, not cringe.'