I Voted Kanye

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A fancy way of saying you’re too lazy to admit you didn’t pick a real person. Mostly used by people who just wanted to avoid getting called out for being a clueless mess.
"I Voted Kanye", because admitting you voted for a robot would make you look like a fool.
"I Voted Kanye", my mom asked who I voted for and I said that instead of telling her I picked a man who wears hats like a crown.
"I Voted Kanye", my best friend said I was gonna regret it, and I said I didn’t care because I was too proud to say I didn’t vote for anyone real."
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A way to tell people you’re either too dumb or too proud to say you didn’t pick a real person. Mostly used by people who don’t want to look like they made a mistake.
"I Voted Kanye", my teacher asked who I voted for and I said that instead of telling her I didn’t vote for anyone at all.
"I Voted Kanye", my dad said I was a disappointment and I said I voted for a man who wears hats like a crown.
"I Voted Kanye", my friend asked me who I picked and I said that instead of telling him I picked a man who thinks he’s a god."
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A stupid excuse for not telling the truth. People use it when they’re too embarrassed to admit they didn’t vote for a real person.
"I Voted Kanye", my friend asked who I voted for and I said that instead of telling him I didn’t pick anyone real.
"I Voted Kanye", my brother called me a coward and I said I voted for a man who thinks he’s a god.
"I Voted Kanye", my mom asked who I picked and I said that instead of telling her I didn’t vote for anyone at all."
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A stupid phrase used by people who are too lazy to say they didn’t pick a real person. Mostly used by people who want to look cool but are just being fake.
"I Voted Kanye", my friend asked who I picked and I said that instead of telling him I didn’t vote for anyone real.
"I Voted Kanye", my teacher asked who I voted for and I said that instead of telling her I picked a man who wears hats like a crown.
"I Voted Kanye", my brother said I was a fake and I said I voted for a man who thinks he’s a god."
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A way to cover up the fact that you didn’t pick a real person. People use it when they’re too scared to admit they made a mistake.
"I Voted Kanye", my teacher asked who I voted for and I said that instead of telling her I didn’t pick anyone real.
"I Voted Kanye", my friend called me a coward and I said I voted for a man who thinks he’s a god.
"I Voted Kanye", my mom asked who I picked and I said that instead of telling her I didn’t vote for anyone at all."
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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