I Voted Kanye
A way to cover up the fact that you didn’t pick a real person. People use it when they’re too scared to admit they made a mistake.
"I Voted Kanye", my teacher asked who I voted for and I said that instead of telling her I didn’t pick anyone real.
"I Voted Kanye", my friend called me a coward and I said I voted for a man who thinks he’s a god.
"I Voted Kanye", my mom asked who I picked and I said that instead of telling her I didn’t vote for anyone at all."