I Voted Kanye
A way to tell people you’re either too dumb or too proud to say you didn’t pick a real person. Mostly used by people who don’t want to look like they made a mistake.
"I Voted Kanye", my teacher asked who I voted for and I said that instead of telling her I didn’t vote for anyone at all.
"I Voted Kanye", my dad said I was a disappointment and I said I voted for a man who wears hats like a crown.
"I Voted Kanye", my friend asked me who I picked and I said that instead of telling him I picked a man who thinks he’s a god."