I Voted Kanye
A stupid excuse for not telling the truth. People use it when they’re too embarrassed to admit they didn’t vote for a real person.
"I Voted Kanye", my friend asked who I voted for and I said that instead of telling him I didn’t pick anyone real.
"I Voted Kanye", my brother called me a coward and I said I voted for a man who thinks he’s a god.
"I Voted Kanye", my mom asked who I picked and I said that instead of telling her I didn’t vote for anyone at all."