I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid

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when you feel like your nuts are on fire and you’d rather drink battery acid than deal with whatever stupid thing just happened.

I saw my ex with a burger and I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid.

My mom called me fat and I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid.

My dog ate my homework and I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid.

when your life is so bad you’d rather burn your junk off than keep living.

My math test was a disaster and I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid.

I got grounded and I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid.

My crush ignored me and I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid.

when you’re so mad you’d rather melt your nuts off than talk to the person who made you this mad.

My brother stole my pizza and I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid.

My teacher gave me detention and I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid.

My friend called me a f***ing loser and I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid.

when you’re so embarrassed you’d rather die than let anyone see you in that moment.

I fell out of my chair in front of everyone and I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid.

I tripped during my speech and I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid.

I ate a whole sandwich in one bite and I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid.

when you’re so mad you’d rather burn your junk off than let the person know how mad you are.

My friend called me a f***ing loser and I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid.

My dog pooped on my shoes and I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid.

My crush asked me out and I said no and I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid.

when you’re so tired you’d rather melt your nuts off than keep going.

I worked all day and I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid.

I had three tests and I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid.

I stayed up until 2 a. m. and I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid.