I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid - when you’re so embarrassed you’d rather die than let anyone

when you’re so embarrassed you’d rather die than let anyone see you in that moment.

I fell out of my chair in front of everyone and I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid.

I tripped during my speech and I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid.

I ate a whole sandwich in one bite and I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid.