I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid - when you’re so mad you’d rather melt your nuts off than talk

when you’re so mad you’d rather melt your nuts off than talk to the person who made you this mad.

My brother stole my pizza and I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid.

My teacher gave me detention and I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid.

My friend called me a f***ing loser and I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid.