I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid - when you feel like your nuts are on fire and you’d rather dr

when you feel like your nuts are on fire and you’d rather drink battery acid than deal with whatever stupid thing just happened.

I saw my ex with a burger and I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid.

My mom called me fat and I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid.

My dog ate my homework and I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid.