I make dollars not sense

My math teacher said I failed. I said, 'I make dollars not sense.' She gave me a D.

My dad told me I'm a idiot. I said, 'I make dollars not sense.' He said I'm a idiot with a wallet.

At the store, the clerk asked me if I was lost. I said, 'I make dollars not sense.' He said, 'You're lost and rich.'

My friend asked why I broke the vending machine. I said, 'I make dollars not sense.' He said, 'You broke it for a snack?'

My mom said I was a mess. I said, 'I make dollars not sense.' She said, 'You're a mess with a bank account.'

My teacher said I didn't do my homework. I said, 'I make dollars not sense.' She said, 'You're a lazy millionaire.'

My brother said I'm a clown. I said, 'I make dollars not sense.' He said, 'You're a clown with a credit card.'

At the bar, someone said I was confused. I said, 'I make dollars not sense.' He said, 'You're a confused billionaire.'

My friend asked why I spent all my money on pizza. I said, 'I make dollars not sense.' He said, 'You're a pizza-eating millionaire.'

My teacher said I was a disaster. I said, 'I make dollars not sense.' She said, 'You're a disaster with a paycheck.'

My dad said I was a idiot. I said, 'I make dollars not sense.' He said, 'You're a idiot with a fortune.'

My friend said I was a mess. I said, 'I make dollars not sense.' He said, 'You're a mess with a gold card.'

My friend asked why I bought a car with no money. I said, 'I make dollars not sense.' He said, 'You're a broke millionaire.'

At work, my boss said I was a disaster. I said, 'I make dollars not sense.' He said, 'You're a disaster with a paycheck.'

My mom said I was a idiot. I said, 'I make dollars not sense.' She said, 'You're a idiot with a bank account.'