My teacher said I was a disaster. I said, 'I make dollars not sense.' She said, 'You're a disaster with a paycheck.'

My dad said I was a idiot. I said, 'I make dollars not sense.' He said, 'You're a idiot with a fortune.'

My friend said I was a mess. I said, 'I make dollars not sense.' He said, 'You're a mess with a gold card.'