My friend asked why I broke the vending machine. I said, 'I make dollars not sense.' He said, 'You broke it for a snack?'

My mom said I was a mess. I said, 'I make dollars not sense.' She said, 'You're a mess with a bank account.'

My teacher said I didn't do my homework. I said, 'I make dollars not sense.' She said, 'You're a lazy millionaire.'